Big Ass Lump Of Coal

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. A premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.

• Product Specs: 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
• Made in the USA by humans, not elves
• May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
• A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
• Size: 10 oz. **This product has an intentionally distressed looking carton**